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Take as many drugs as you wish with this medication. You can drink
alcoholic beverages and do all the illegal drugs your heart desires. Hell,
drive a car, van, truck, RV or even heavy machinery if you want. As far
as that goes, steer an aircraft carrier! Go take lessons and learn how
to fly one of the space shuttles. There are no ill effects in conjunction
with taking this "medication". Have you ever heard of the word,
Placebo, duh?
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INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not use this medication in any other
way than it is Intended. This medication was developed under the
strictest of guidelines and security ever afforded any other
pharmaceutical company. It has proven to cure every known ailment
listed and defined under the Medical guidelines for the unending
ailment called, "hypochondria". HYPOCONDRIACTIN will unconditionally
cure, (under a doctor's exam) muscle aches, low back pain, headaches,
foot pain, mystery sprained ankles, calf and leg pains, all aching hip
pains, stomach pains and cramps, chest pains, colds, all flu's, all virus
symptoms, self perceived diseases (such as cancer and mystery
infections), heart "conditions", blood pressure "issues", light headed
feelings, and even fear induced impotence. Specially designed by
doctors for doctors and pharmacists all over the world. At a cost to
manufacture of 1/100th the cost of a sugar cube, HYPOCONDRIACTIN is
a highly profitable drug. Pharmacists rake in $20 per pill. DAMMITALL
DRUGS makes twice as much as that and then doctors get half of that
profit action in rebates. Best of all is that National Teacher's Unions can
enjoy the same profits as well. That is once they begin to prescribe
HYPOCONDRIACTIN for all of their usual problem students. Watch in the
future for the newer "Fruit Flavored" HYPOCONDRIACTIN pills. They're
yummy.
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