Bombz-Away Laxative Pills - Funny Gag Gifts

BOMBZAWAY
(DUMPALOADAGIN-2)

Active Ingredients: 80% Motor Oil
(10W30); 10% Coconut Juice; 7%
Mexican Chili Powder; 2% Cod Liver
Oil; 1% of some really nasty ass poop
stimulating stuff.

FUGGITALL DRUGS, INC.
100 Animal Testing Blvd.
Cadaver Fart, Ohio 43222

LABEL WARNINGS:

Do not take on an empty stomach. That could lead you to pass some
of your vital body organs. Do not operate heavy equipment whenever
taking this drug. That could result in a mushy ass. As well as
embarrassing stench. Do not drink alcoholic beverages when taking
this drug. When you are intoxicated, you may mistake mass for gas. Do
not expect adult diapers to control or contain the massive load that will
result from this medication.

DISCLAIMER INSERT:

INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER: Do not use this medication in any other
way than it is Intended. BOMBZAWAY (Dumpaloadagin-2) was
developed as a superior laxative to help alleviate pent-up body waste
and associated bloat. In clinical studies it proved 100% effective at
keeping our toilets occupied...for hours. We were very releived when all
that testing was finally behind us. When taking BOMBZAWAY be very
sure not to stray away from available restrooms facilities. Make even
more sure that you have several rolls of toilet paper on hand. Never
assume that you have to "fart" instead of poop. It is a fact that your
anus does not care what you wish when it must relieve pressure. 90%
of test subjects were able to stop their bodily expulsions within four
hours. 9% were still pooping after six hours. One unlucky fool tried to
"pinch" it off within the first hour and exploded. What a shitty mess
that was. Please allow yourself plenty of time to pull your underwear
down. Two test subjects who were wearing thongs experienced a
phenomena we dubbed, "Shit-Splits". It took us hours to clean off
those toilet stalls. NEVER have anal sex performed in your anus while
taking this medication. The life you save may be your own.

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All of NotMeUSA's funny Gag Gift Prescription Pill Bottles are designed to help you poke fun at family and friends.
Whether it's just pranking someone or causing a hilarious time at a birthday party, these humorous pill bottles
are sure to work. If you want to complete the joke why not add in one of our humorous Birthday T-Shirts here.

How to Customize your Pill Bottles:
When you finish shopping go to shopping cart and click-on check
out. On the Shipping Page you will see your selected items listed on
the top right of the page. At the bottom of the page you will see a
box for, "Customization Info or Gift Message:"

Click in the text field and then type in the following:

1. Enter Pill Bottle Name*
2. Enter Recipient's Name
3. Enter Recipient's Address
4. Enter Recipient's City/State/Zip
Do this for EACH separate person!
* If Recipient is getting more than one bottle then just list all the bottles
before their name.

IF YOU DO NOT SUBMIT CUSTOMIZATION INFO THEN YOUR
NAME AND ADDRESS WILL BE PRINTED ON THE LABEL.

WE ARE NOT A CANDY SELLING COMPANY!
Your bottle will be delivered to you without any candy fillers. We suggest that
you use any one of a number of small pill-like candies that are available at just
about every store in the world. Some of our customers tell us they will usually fill
their bottles with those pill sized breath mints. What ever you choose to fill your
gag bottle with, we do not accept any responsibility for the contents our
customers place inside these gag gifts.

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you may want to give to a friend or family member, send your idea to us.
We'll make it up for you. Cause that's what we do, make up weird shit.
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